What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 09:43
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
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